You know how we just posted the desirable, "don't live without" snakeskin pump by Michael Kors? Well, here is a great example of it done oh-so-poorly. People StyleWatch highlights these 13 photos with the tag line "Vanessa's Sexy New Single Style," accompanied with the description, "Bye-bye, Zac! Hello, bombshell! Check out Hudgens's slinky and cool post-breakup looks." She's a dead ringer for an oompa-loompa Jersey Shore castmember in Photos 1 and 11, obviously thinks that fishnet stockings and nude platform sandals are a good look pursuant to Photos 7 and 13, and is dressed for a 70s costume party in Photo 9. Don't even get me started on the horrible shoe situation going on in Photo 10. If these 13 photos are supposed to motivate all the single ladies to be up in the club, having just broke up, to do our own little thing, then... frankly... I'd rather he put a ring on it.
I'm pretty sure Zac Efron is having the last laugh.